My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant, have some good food, a little wine and companionship. She goes Tuesday and I go Friday. We sleep in separate beds, hers in Sydney mine in Melboume. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. I asked her where she wanted to go for our anniversary, "Somewhere I haven't been for a long time” she said. So I suggested the kitchen. We always hold bands. If I let go, she shops. She has an electric blender. an electric toaster and an electric bread-maker. When she said that she bad too many gadgets, but nowhere to sit down, I bought her an electric chair.

Remember that marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically 100% of all divorces started with marriage. I married Miss Right, I just didn't bow that her first name was Always.

I haven't spoken to her for eighteen months - I don't like to interrupt her. The last time we had a fight, it was my fault. She asked "Whats on the TV?" I said "Dust".

In the beginning; God created the earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman, and since then, neither God nor man has rested.